Monday, August 4, 2014

2000-2004 Films Ranked By Year


2000
EXCELLENT
Requiem for a Dream (10/10) Darren Aronofsky
Almost Famous (10/10) Cameron Crowe
The Cell (10/10) Tarsem Singh
El Mar (10/10) Agusti Villaronga
Quills (10/10) Philip Kaufman
Pitch Black (9/10) David Twohy
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (9/10) Ang Lee
Supernova (9/10) Walter Hill
VERY GOOD
The Emperor's New Groove (8/10) Mark Dindal
U-571 (8/10) Jonathan Mostow
Meet the Parents (8/10) Jay Roach
Seven Days to Live (8/10) Sebastian Niemann
GOOD
Anatomy (7/10) Stefan Ruzowitzky
The Tigger Movie (7/10) Jun Falkenstein
Homo Sapiens 1900 (7/10) Peter Cohen
Hellraiser: Inferno (7/10) Scott Derrickson
The Apostate (7/10) William Gove
AVERAGE
An Extremely Goofy Movie (6/10) Douglas McCarthy
The Game of Death (6/10) Rachel Samuels
Living Hell (6/10) Shugo Fujii
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (6/10) John Blanchard
It's the Rage (6/10) James D. Stern
What Planet Are You From? (5/10) Mike Nichols
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (5/10) Des McAnuff
Steal This Movie (5/10) Robert Greenwald
BELOW AVERAGE
Cast Away (4/10) Robert Zemeckis
Red Planet (4/10) Antony Hoffman
What Women Want (4/10) Nancy Meyers
Surrender (4/10) Kelley Cauthen
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (3/10) Stig Bergqvist, Paul Demeyer
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (3/10) Joe Berlinger
BAD
Isn't She Great (1/10) Andrew Bergman
Thomas and the Magic Railroad (1/10) Britt Allcroft
Girl on the Bridge (1/10) Patrice Leconte
Urban Legends: Final Cut (1/10) John Ottman
Cherry Falls (1/10) Geoffrey Wright
Emmanuelle 2000: Intimate Encounters (1/10) Rolfe Kanefsky
The Erotic Witch Project (1/10) John Bacchus
American Virgin (1/10) Jean-Paul Marois
The Bare Wench Project (1/10) Jim Wynorski
Bloody Murder (1/10) Ralph E. Portillo
Crocodile (1/10) Tobe Hooper
The Legend of the Chupacabra (1/10) Joe Castro


2001
EXCELLENT
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (10/10) John Cameron Mitchell
Pie in the Sky: The Brigid Berlin Story (10/10) Shelly Dunn Fremont, Vincent Fremont
About Adam (9/10) Gerard Stembridge
Bruiser (9/10) George A. Romero
Monsters, Inc. (9/10) Pete Docter, David Silverman, Lee Unkrich
VERY GOOD
Iris (8/10) Richard Eyre
All Over the Guy (8/10) Julie Davis
Rape Me (Baise-moi) (8/10) Virginie Despentes, Coralie
The Majestic (8/10) Frank Darabont
The Center of the World (8/10) Wayne Wang
GOOD
Blood: The Last Vampire (7/10) Hiroyuki Kitakubo
AVERAGE
Sweet November (6/10) Pat O'Connor
Ed Gein (6/10) Chuck Parello
The Breed (6/10) Michael Oblowitz
Angel Eyes (5/10) Luis Mandoki
New York in the 50's (5/10) Betsy Blankenbaker
BELOW AVERAGE
Jurassic Park III (4/10) Joe Johnston
The Gospel According to Philip K. Dick (4/10) Mark Steensland
VeggieTales: Lyle, the Kindly Viking (4/10) Tim Hodge, Marc Vulcano
The Crimson Code (4/10) Jeremy Haft
Wave Twisters (3/10) Syd Garon, Eric Henry
BAD
My Best Friend's Wife (2/10) Doug Finelli
101 Love Positions (1/10) N/A
Faust: Love of the Damned (1/10) Brian Yuzna
The Wind (1/10) Michael Mongillo
American Outlaws (1/10) Les Mayfield
Ticker (1/10) Albert Pyun
Out Kold (1/10) Detdrich McClure
Bounty Huntress (1/10) Madison Monroe
Battle Queen 2020 (1/10) Daniel D'Or
Choke (1/10) John Sjogren
Agent Red (1/10) Damian Lee


2002
EXCELLENT
The Cockettes (10/10) Bill Weber, David Weissman
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (9/10) Peter Jackson
Swimming (9/10) Robert J. Siegel
The Ring (9/10) Gore Verbinski
VERY GOOD
The Hours (8/10) Stephen Daldry
Blade II (8/10) Guillermo del Toro
Feedback (8/10) Teo Konuralp
I'll Bury You Tomorrow (8/10) Alan Rowe Kelly
GOOD
Ram Dass: Fierce Grace (7/10) Mickey Lemle
The Barber (7/10) Michael Bafaro
American Nightmare (7/10) John Keeyes
Fangs (7/10) Kelly Sandefur
AVERAGE
Sin Destino (6/10) Leopoldo Laborde
Analyze That (5/10) Harold Ramis
The Tuxedo (5/10) Kevin Donovan
Big Fat Liar (5/10) Shawn Levy
The Accidental Spy (5/10) Teddy Chan
Beeper (5/10) Jack Sholder
BELOW AVERAGE
Star Wars: Episode II- Attack of the Clones (4/10) George Lucas
You Stupid Man (4/10) Brian Burns
The Badge (4/10) Robby Henson
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (4/10) Rick Bota
They (3/10) Robert Harmon
Bad Company (3/10) Joel Schumacher
Beneath Loch Ness (3/10) Chuck Comisky
Serving Sara (3/10) Reginald Hudlin
BAD
Elvira's Haunted Hills (1/10) Sam Irvin
High Crimes (1/10) Carl Franklin
Unspeakable (1/10) Thomas J. Wright
The Bikini Bandits Experience (1/10) Steve Grasse
13th Child (1/10) Thomas Ashley, Steven Stockage
Lust in the Mummy's Tomb (1/10) William Hellfire
Ax 'Em (1/10) Michael Mfume


2003
EXCELLENT
Phone Booth (10/10) Joel Schumacher
A Certain Kind of Death (10/10) Grover Babcock, Blue Hadaegh
28 Days Later (10/10) Danny Boyle
Cinemania (9/10) Angela Christlieb, Stephen Kijak
Cabin Fever (9/10) Eli Roth
Bubba Ho-Tep (9/10) Don Coscarelli
VERY GOOD
School of Rock (8/10) Richard Linklater
Japon (8/10) Carlos Reygadas
GOOD
Elf (7/10) Jon Favreau
The Bone Snatcher (7/10) James Wulfsohn
AVERAGE
A Mighty Wind (6/10) Christopher Guest
Battlefield Baseball (6/10) Yudai Yamaguchi
The Hunted (6/10) William Friedkin
There's a Caterpillar in My Bok Choy (6/10) Katharine Leis
Bringing Down the House (5/10) Adam Shankman
Gacy (5/10) Clive Saunders
Hollywood Homicide (5/10) Ron Shelton
BELOW AVERAGE
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (4/10) Jan de Bont
Avenging Angelo (4/10) Martyn Burke
Alien Hunter (4/10) Ron Krauss
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (4/10) Marcus Nispel
Wrong Turn (4/10) Rob Schmidt
200 American (4/10) Richard LeMay
The Cliffhanger (4/10) various
A Secret War Story: Who is John Birch? (4/10) Leo Loving
Anything Else (3/10) Woody Allen
BAD
Bells of Innocence (2/10) Alin Bijan
Boat Trip (1/10) Mort Nathan
The Year That Trembled (1/10) Jay Craven
Manhood (1/10) Bobby Roth
Crazy White Boys (1/10) Kurt Osborn, Alan Sharpe, Scott Lane


2004
EXCELLENT
Acacia (9/10) Ki-hyeong Park
Birth (9/10) Jonathan Glazer
Man on Fire (9/10) Tony Scott
The 24th Day (9/10) Tony Piccirillo
Team America: World Police (9/10) Trey Parker
What the Bleep Do We Know? (9/10) William Arntz, Betsy Chasse, Mark Vicente
VERY GOOD
Beer Muscles (8/10) Griffin Marks
Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius (8/10) Rowdy Herrington
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (8/10) Rawson Marshall Thurber
Able Edwards (8/10) Graham Robertson
Evilenko (8/10) David Grieco
GOOD
13 Going on 30 (7/10) Gary Winick
The Ghosts of Edendale (7/10) Stefan Avalos
Trois 3: The Escort (7/10) Sylvain White
Taking Lives (7/10) D.J. Caruso
AVERAGE
Wicker Park (6/10) Paul McGuigan
The Hillside Strangler (6/10) Chuck Parello
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (6/10) Guy Ferland
3-Way (6/10) Scott Ziehl
Black Cloud (5/10) Rick Schroder
Breakin' All the Rules (5/10) Daniel Taplitz
Quicksand (5/10) John Mackenzie
London Voodoo (5/10) Robert Pratten
H.H. Holmes: America's First Serial Killer (5/10) John Borowski
2 Brothers and a Bride (5/10) Helmut Schleppi
Los Angeles Plays Itself (5/10) Thom Andersen
BELOW AVERAGE
Torque (4/10) Joseph Kahn
The Big Bounce (4/10) George Armitage
Catch That Kid (4/10) Bart Freundlich
On the Couch (4/10) Tom Bianchi
Bush's Brain (4/10) Joseph Mealey, Michael Shoob
BAD
EuroTrip (1/10) Jeff Schaffer
Hittin' It! (1/10) David Daniel
White Chicks (1/10) Keenen Ivory Wayans
Buried in the Sand: The Deception of America (1/10) David Wald