Wednesday, July 30, 2014

2005-2009 Films Ranked By Year


2005
EXCELLENT
Dorian Blues (9/10) Tennyson Bardwell
Arakimentari (9/10) Travis Klose
VERY GOOD
The Beautiful Country (8/10) Hans Petter Moland
Bigger Than the Sky (8/10) Al Corley
eXposed: The Making of a Legend (8/10) Mr. Pam
Jacqueline Hyde (8/10) Rolfe Kanefsky
Shadows in the Dark: The Val Lewton Legacy (8/10) Constantine Nasr
GOOD
The 40 Year Old Virgin (7/10) Judd Apatow
AVERAGE
HellBent (6/10) Paul Etheredge
Last Best Chance (5/10) Ben Goddard
Vanilla (5/10) Joseph Graham
The Heat Chamber (5/10) Mark Norberg
BELOW AVERAGE
Hellraiser: Deader (4/10) Rick Bota
BAD
Boogeyman (2/10) Stephen Kay
Elektra (1/10) Rob Bowman
Into the Sun (1/10) mink
The Marksman (1/10) Marcus Adams
Blast (1/10) Anthony Hickox
Hellraiser: Hellworld (1/10) Rick Bota
American Pie Presents Band Camp (1/10) Steve Rash


2006
EXCELLENT
Tristan + Isolde (9/10) Kevin Reynolds
Bobby (9/10) Emilio Estevez
VERY GOOD
Blood Diamond (8/10) Edward Zwick
10 Questions for the Dalai Lama (8/10) Rick Ray
Holes in My Shoes (8/10) David Wachs
3 Needles (8/10) Thom Fitzgerald
The History Boys (8/10) Nicholas Hytner
Hard Candy (8/10) David Slade
GOOD
Flushed Away (7/10) David Bowers, Sam Fell
16 Blocks (7/10) Richard Donner
The Descent (7/10) Neil Marshall
AVERAGE
Babel (6/10) Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
Beowulf & Grendel (6/10) Sturla Gunnarsson
FAQs (6/10) Everett Lewis
Hippie Masala (5/10) Ulrich Grossenbacher, Damaris Luthis
BELOW AVERAGE
The Black Dahlia (4/10) Brian De Palma
Bad City (4/10) Bruce Terris
The Ape (4/10) James Franco
2001 Maniacs (3/10) Tim Sullivan
Commune (3/10) Jonathan Berman
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (3/10) Larry Charles
BAD
The Marine (2/10) John Polito
Edison Force (1/10) David J. Burke
Big Momma's House 2 (1/10) John Whitesell
The Young, the Gay, and the Restless (1/10) Joe Castro


2007
EXCELLENT
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (10/10) Andrew Dominik
3:10 to Yuma (10/10) James Mangold
41 (10/10) Christian de Rezendes, Christian O'Neill
The Dog Problem (9/10) Scott Caan
Enchanted (9/10) Kevin Lima
VERY GOOD
1408 (8/10) Mikael Hafstrom
The Star of Bethlehem (8/10) Stephen Vidano
Shooter (8/10) Antoine Fuqua
GOOD
The Astronaut Farmer (7/10) Michael Polish
Beowulf (7/10) Robert Zemeckis
Mr. Bean's Holiday (7/10) Steve Bendelack
Freedom Writers (7/10) Richard LaGravenese
The Legacy (7/10) Gela Babluani, Temur Babluani
Black White + Gray (7/10) James Crump
AVERAGE
Death Proof (6/10) Quentin Tarantino
The Man in the Lighthouse (6/10) Joselito Altarejos
Socket (6/10) Sean Abley
The Amazing Grace (6/10) Jeta Amata
BELOW AVERAGE
Broken (4/10) Simon Boyes, Adam Mason
Freaky Farley (3/10) Charles Roxburgh
BAD
Hatchet (2/10) Adam Green
Sacred Love-Making (1/10) Matt Levin


2008
EXCELLENT
One Fast Move or I'm Gone: Kerouac's Big Sur (9/10) Curt Worden
I Think We're Alone Now (9/10) Sean Donnelly
VERY GOOD
American Bullfighter (8/10) Alex LeMay
Man Overboard (8/10) Oliver Robins
Night Dragon (8/10) Tim Biddiscombe
Seeking Wellness: Suffering Through Four Movements (8/10) Daniel Schneidkraut
GOOD
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (7/10) Kevin Smith
Cowboy Smoke (7/10) Will James Moore
Kung Fu Panda (7/10) Mark Osborne, John Stevenson
AVERAGE
Conjurer (6/10) Clint Hutchison
Igor (6/10) Anthony Leondis
Babylon A.D. (6/10) Mathieu Kassovitz
Silence, We are Shooting! (Silence, ca tue!) (6/10) Christophe Lamot
Bangkok Dangerous (5/10) The Pang Brothers
Yes Man (5/10) Peyton Reed
Crowley (5/10) Julian Doyle
Spiritual Revolution (5/10) Alan Swyer
BELOW AVERAGE
Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild (4/10) Todd Stephens
Surfer, Dude (3/10) S.R. Bindler
BAD
April Fool's Day (1/10) Mitchell Altieri, Phil Flores
Bram Stoker's Dracula's Guest (1/10) Michael Feifer
88 Minutes (1/10) Jon Avnet
Metalheads (1/10) Bill Zebub
Beer for My Horses (1/10) Michael Salomon
Jake's How-To (1/10) Vincent Buckley


2009
EXCELLENT
Raging Sun, Raging Sky (9/10) Julian Hernandez
Antichrist (9/10) Lars von Trier
Cut from Home (9/10) Jason Shahinfar
The Six Degrees of Helter Skelter (9/10) Mike Dorsey
VERY GOOD
Up (8/10) Pete Docter, Bob Peterson
Monsters vs. Aliens (8/10) Rob Letterman, Conrad Vernon
Chef's Special (8/10) Nacho G. Velilla
Shank (8/10) Simon Pearce
The Hangover (8/10) Todd Phillips
American Son (8/10) Neil Abramson
Death Bell (8/10) Yoon Hong-Seung
Psychotropica (8/10) Damien Sage
For the Love of Movies: The Story of American Film Criticism (8/10) Gerald Peary
Rembrandt's J'Accuse (8/10) Peter Greenaway
The Flying Scissors (8/10) Jonah Tulis
Kabul 24 (8/10) Ben Pearson
Spoiler Alert (8/10) David Rakowiecki
Somewhere Between Here and Now (8/10) Olivier Boonjing
Bled (8/10) Christopher Hutson
GOOD
The Proposal (7/10) Anne Fletcher
17 Again (7/10) Burr Steers
Terminator Salvation (7/10) McG
Everybody's Fine (7/10) Kirk Jones
The Hitchhiking Movie (7/10) Phillip Hullquist
AVERAGE
Astro Boy (6/10) David Bowers
The Graduates (6/10) Ryan Gielen
Chelsea on the Rocks (6/10) Abel Ferrara
Caught in the Game (6/10) Michael Merrill
Public Sex: A Love Story (5/10) Simon Ellis
Streets of Blood (5/10) Charles Winkler
Dirty Diaries (5/10) various
My One and Only (5/10) Richard Loncraine
Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia (5/10) Tim Matheson
BELOW AVERAGE
I'm Gonna Explode (4/10) Gerardo Naranjo
Monsters, Marriage, and Murder in Manchvegas (4/10) Charles Roxburgh
Friday the 13th (3/10) Marcus Nispel
The Secret Still Silenced (3/10) N/A
O.B.A.M. Nude (3/10) Rod Weber
BAD
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2/10) Stephen Sommers
12 Rounds (2/10) Renny Harlin
Drifter: Henry Lee Lucas (2/10) Michael Feifer
Nightwatching (1/10) Peter Greenaway
Wrecked (1/10) Bernard Shumanski, Harry Shumanski
Killer Shorts (1/10) Michael Wade Johnson
The Cops Did It (1/10) Anthony Azar
Retrograde (1/10) Christopher Kulikowski