Friday, May 10, 2013

On "Meridian" (1990)


The horror film is set in Italy
So the Italian sonnet is used
Two lovely girls are raped and abused
A creature rears its head literally
From the castle Sherilynn should now flee
For her breasts and purity have been loosed
Friend Charlie also drugged, rubbed, and then goosed
Forgive the poet, rape is not funny
We have two beauties, one beast
Art restoration, a ghostly nanny
A full and busy flick to say the least
Despite boobs, the badness is uncanny
A dumb film, to the mind a junk food feast
Charles Band can blow it out his fanny