Monday, September 24, 2012

Cyber Porn: "Emmanuelle 2000: Intimate Encounters" (2000)

Emmanuelle, who started her film life almost thirty years ago as a diplomat's wife, is now a woman with many means.

She travels the world, having sex with whoever she pleases, and finds herself the willing victim of a mad scientist and her hunky husband.

Seems madame scientist is paralyzed from the waist down. She invents a device that allows her to experience sex whenever her husband makes love to another woman. She accidentally switches bodies with Emmanuelle, and Emmanuelle manages to foil a burglary before being sent out on a mission by the couple. She will sleep with as many people as possible, and send her computerized sensations back to the couple. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. For a globe trotting adventure, the cast sure seems stuck in the same boring soundstage. The sex is there, as is the corny dialogue, but this is about as titillating as watching a breast reduction operation on the health channel's surgery show.

Obviously three episodes of a pay channel series cobbled together, "Emmanuelle's Intimate Encounters" has just one thing correct in its title- it features a character named Emmanuelle. (*) out of five stars.